Only a few people (and the two more people who will find out by reading this blogpost) know that I watch Cops. I know, I know. I just can’t help it. It’s to the point where I’ll put it on and I know what happens already because I’ve seen that episode three times already. Oy. 
Anyways, I’m watching it right now and this is what’s happening:

  
For the record, Straight Outta Deez Nuts guy is the Good Samaritan…