I started watching Narcos on Netflix. It’s gooood. Full disclosure: I fell asleep at the end of the third episode, but Drew filled me in. It’s pretty heavy and tons of reading (Ugh subtitles. My Spanish is RUSTY.) so it’s hard for me to rush through this series. While I’m only on the third episode, I’ve already learned a few things:

1. Colombian drug dealers like to kill your pet as a power play.
2. When you have too much money to launder, just bury it and make maps or give it away to crowds.
3. Pablo Escobar looked like Jon Lovitz.